Wife: Who the [expletive] is Mary?!
Me: I don't know any Mary, what are you talking about?
Wife: Mary just sent you an email, she must know you because she knows your name!
Me: I don't know any Mary, it's probably just spam
Wife: You must know her, she even knows where you live!
Me: Honest darling I have no idea who this Mary is or why she is trying to contact me, it's just junk mail, ignore it
2 days later....
Wife: Who the [expletive] is Sarah?!!!
Me: [expletive] here we go again....
Thanks for nothing Domino's!
I wonder how many people that really happened to?
I wasn’t making it up, the conversations were a bit longer but you get the gist.