sbiddle: I believe the only problem with your theory Tony is you don't practice what you preach.
An example of this is using the word Ford and fail in the same sentence which is a double negative. If Ford means fail and fail means fail then that's a double fail so you are the one who fails.
The only FAIL with your Ford FAIL is that it would fit in the boot of the SS.
Its appropriate (ironic even) that your car is actually a shopping trolley... :-P