I grew up in Queensland where everything did try to kill me, but thankfully without success. In my time I was bitten by a redback spider, an eastern brown snake, an estuary bull shark and of all things a koala!
ROFL. You are a walking talking advertisement for Australian Tourism if ever I heard one.
You should make a youtube ad, wear a bikini, talk about all the stuff that tried to kill you, and then say at the end 'so where the bloody hell are ya?!"