freitasm: And there we go... The bad thing is that the White House needs to actually send out a denial. Imagine the amount of resources wasted with these nutcases...
White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars
According to Basiago and Stillings, Obama isn?t just lying about his identity. He?s lying about his military service record, too. While his political opponents in 2008 attacked him for never serving, in truth, he was concealing his participation in a hidden CIA intergalactic program hosted at a California community college in 1980.
Obama wasn?t the only one making the otherworldly voyage. As ?Barry Soetero,? the 19-year-old Obama was one of 10 youths selected to secretly teleport to and from Mars, forming a band of interplanetary Teen Titans. Regina Dugan, the director of Darpa, was another member.
Between 1981 and 1983, Obama is supposed to have visited Mars twice, by way of a teleportation chamber called a ?jump room.? Basiago, a fellow chrononaut, told the website Exopolitics that he saw Obama ?walk back to the jump room from across the Martian terrain.? To acknowledge his comrade, Obama is said to have told Basiago, ?We?re here? ? apparently, ?with some sense of fatalism.?
One minute we can't leave our own atmosphere (aka. to the moon), the next we've got high profile people going interplanetary...