I guess at least it identifies one as a true tech enthusiast though.
Tech enthusiasts though don't tend to be Apple fan boys. They tend to buy android as it allows more custom setups. Apple products aren't generally new generation products, they are an old existing product that they try to perfect. eg apple didn't invent the smartphone, the smart watch, they just improved on what was already in the market.
Haha you're probably right.
Perhaps a raspberry pi wristwatch would be more appropriate for a true tech person.