himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of
his life. Until the boat sank.
The man found himself swept up on the shore of an island with no
other people, no supplies...Nothing. Only bananas and coconuts.
After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when
the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to him. In
disbelief, he asks her, "Where did you come from? How did you get
"I rowed from the other side of the island," she says. "I landed
here when my cruise ship sank."
"Amazing," he says. "You were really lucky to have a rowboat wash
up with you."
"Oh, this?" replies the woman. "I made the rowboat out of raw
material I found on the island; the oars were whittled from gum
tree branches; I wove the bottom from palm branches; and the
sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree."
"But-- but, that's impossible," stutters the man. "You had no
tools or hardware. How did you manage?"
"Oh, that was no problem," replies the woman. "On the south side
of the island, there is a very unusual strata of alluvial rock
exposed. I found if I fired it to a certain temperature in my
kiln, it melted into forgeable ductile iron. I used that for
tools and used the tools to make the hardware."
The guy is stunned.
"Let's row over to my place," she says. After a few minutes of
rowing, she docks the boat at a small wharf. As the man looks
onto shore, he nearly falls out of the boat. Before him is a
stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and
white. While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven
hemp rope, the man can only stare ahead, dumbstruck.
As they walk into the house, she says casually, "It's not much,
but I call it home. Sit down please; would you like to have a
"No, no thank you," he says, still dazed. "Can't take any more
"It's not coconut juice," the woman replies. "I have a still. How
about a Pina Colada?"
Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they
sit down on her couch to talk. After they have exchanged their
stories, the woman announces, "I'm going to slip into something
more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave?
There is a razor upstairs in the bathroom cabinet."
No longer questioning anything, the man goes into the bathroom.
There, in the cabinet, is a razor made from a bone handle. Two
shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end
inside of a swivel mechanism. "This woman is amazing," he muses.
When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but vines--
strategically positioned-- and smelling faintly of gardenias. She
beckons for him to sit down next to her. "Tell me," she begins,
suggestively, slithering closer to him, "we've been out here for
a really long time. You've been lonely. There's something I'm
sure you really feel like doing right now, something you've been
longing for all these months? You know..." She stares into his
He can't believe what he's hearing:
"You mean," he swallows excitedly,"I can check my e-mail from
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Comment by chiefie, on 20-Sep-2006 10:29
LOL! that's a good one! Oh boy! Geek will always be geek.
Comment by bradstewart, on 20-Sep-2006 11:04
ROFLMAO!!!! Good stuff.
Comment by JAMMAN2110, on 20-Sep-2006 11:07
I wonder how hard she slapped him