Mobile devices, Planets and the Human Condition

afternoon light bulb jokes...

, posted: 1-Aug-2007 13:53

How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a
   light bulb?
A:    Seven.  Scotty has to report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in
   the Engineering Section is getting dim, at which point Kirk will send
   Bones to pronounce the bulb dead (although he'll immediately claim
   that he's a doctor, not an electrician).  Scotty, after checking
   around, realizes that they have no more new light bulbs, and complains
   that he "canna" see in the dark.  Kirk will make an emergency stop at
   the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula IV, to procure a light bulb
   from the natives, who, are friendly, but seem to be hiding something.
   Kirk, Spock, Bones, Yeoman Rand and two red shirt security officers
   beam down to the planet, where the two security officers are promply
   killed by the natives, and the rest of the landing party is captured.
   As something begins to develop between the Captain and Yeoman Rand,
   Scotty, back in orbit, is attacked by a Klingon destroyer and must
   warp out of orbit.  Although badly outgunned, he cripples the Klingon
   and races back to the planet in order to rescue Kirk et. al. who have
   just saved the natives' from an awful fate and, as a reward, been
   given all light bulbs they can carry.  The new bulb is then inserted
   and the Enterprise continues on its five year mission.

The following is one of my favourites.....

How many Surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, One to hold the Giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly coloured machine tools :)

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Comment by lugh, on 1-Aug-2007 17:32

You forgot Kirk having nookie with some alien chick or crew member.

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