Mobile devices, Planets and the Human Condition

A few jokes for your Friday morning...

, posted: 18-Jul-2008 09:35

Reasonably clean, 100% SFW. finished off with a topping of a very nerdy joke :)

Three Nuns;

Three nuns passed every day through a street that led them from
Church to a Reformatory. They noticed a parrot that stood at the
entrance of a big residential house. Every time they passed in
front of that house, the bird would pronounce three sequential

One day, they heard, "yellow, blue, black."

One of the nuns noticed that those colors perfectly matched the
colors of their underwear. She mentioned her discovery to the
other two nuns, but both were reluctant to believe that could be

The next day, they all wore black underwear and passed in front
of the house, and very precisely the parrot spoke,

"black, black, black."

Hearing that, the three nuns were astonished! One of the nuns
spoke up,

"Girls, tomorrow we are going to trick that bird." Saying that,
she recommended that the next day, none of them should be wearing
any underwear under their vestments.

Respecting their agreement, the next day they wore no underwear,
and proceeded to pass in front of the parrot's house.

Initially, the parrot looked a bit puzzled, he swung back and
forth on his perch.

Then, after a while, the Parrot said,

"Straight, Straight, Curly!"


"Doc," says Arthur, "I want to be castrated."

"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.

"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I
want to have it done", replies Arthur.

"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor.
"It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no
going back. It will change your life forever!"

"I'm aware of that doc and you're not going to change my mind;
either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to
another doctor."

"Well, OK.", says the doctor, "but its against my better

So Arthur has his operations and the next day he is up and
walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with
his IV stand.

Heading toward him is another patient, who is walking exactly the
same way.

"Hi there", says Arthur. "It looks like you've just had the same
operation as me."

"Well", said the patient. "I finally decided after 37 years that
I would like to be Circumcised."

Arthur stared at him in horror...

"Sh*t, THAT'S THE WORD!!!!"


Q:      Why is it that the more accuracy you demand from an interpolation
        function, the more expensive it becomes to compute?
A:      That's the Law of Spline Demand !!!!!

as stated in other joke postings, these are jokes that I have been sent, found, heard or otherwise discovered in the public domain, if they belong to you in some way then I am happy to take them down or give credit!

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Terrible, bad and a selection of Groaner jokes..
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Some Old classic jokes - "groaners"

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