Mobile devices, Planets and the Human Condition

Terrible, bad and a selection of Groaner jokes..

, posted: 9-Jun-2011 07:57

I apologise in advance as some of these are terrible.

A friend told me I reminded him of a pepper grinder, I said "I'll take that as a condiment"

Planning to get a tatto of a yeti on my stomach, it'll be my Abdominal Snowman

A man got cut in half, don't worry though, now he's alright.

A friend of mine drowned in a bowl of muesli, turns out a strong currant pulled him in.

Have you heard about the new courdoroy pillows? no? thats surprising as they are making headlines all over town!

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar, one says, I think I've lost an electron! the second says "are you sure?" the first responds, "yes! I'm positive!"

A sql query walks into a bar, saunters up to a couple of tables and says " May I join you?"

there are 10 types of people in this world, those that understand binary and those that don't.

Two strings walk into a bar, the first walks up to the bartender and says "I'll have a gin and tonic@#$@#$@ihoenaoekdaoea" the second says "Excuse my friend, he's not null terminated"

Artificial intelligence is no match, for natural stupidity!

Got a new computer the other day, said "Requires windows vista or better" so I installed linux.

My computer beat me at chess the other day, its still no match for me at kickboxing though!

The difference between e-mail and regular mail is that computers handle e-mail, and computers never decide to come to work one day and shoot all the other computers

Remember folks, RAM disk is NOT an instruction!!!

alright, I'm done... but I'll have more... sometime..

I take no ownership of the above jokes, if they are yours, or you own them, let me know and I'll link to you or I'll remove whatever your preference

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