Mobile devices, Planets and the Human Condition

Terrible, bad and a selection of Groaner jokes..

, posted: 9-Jun-2011 07:57

I apologise in advance as some of these are terrible.

A friend told me I reminded him of a pepper grinder, I said "I'll take that as a condiment"

Planning to get a tatto of a yeti on my stomach, it'll be my Abd (read the entire post)...

Large Hadron Collider Live Streaming webcam

, posted: 31-Mar-2010 12:00


This is fantastic, particularly to those subscribing to the current wave of F.U.D.

Seriously though, I think this is a great project, large interna (read the entire post)...

Some Old classic jokes - "groaners"

, posted: 6-Aug-2008 13:20

1. Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead
raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry,
gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."

2. Two weevils grew up in the country. One went (read the entire post)...

Photographic Evidence of the Conspiracy...

, posted: 24-Jul-2008 13:32

As I promised my faithful reader, I have obtained at great risk to my life and well - being, photographic evidence of the conspiracy!


See the difference in the packaging? subtle very subtle...

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A few jokes for your Friday morning...

, posted: 18-Jul-2008 09:35

Reasonably clean, 100% SFW. finished off with a topping of a very nerdy joke :)

Three Nuns;

Three nuns passed every day through a street that led them from
Church to a Reformatory. They noticed a parrot (read the entire post)...

Best Book review Ever written! - Ping the Magic Duck - an Explanation of Unix's Ping network utility

, posted: 14-Jul-2008 16:51

I had a colleague of mine forward this on to me, it may have been posted elsewhere already, nonetheless I found it very entertaining;

Attributed to John E. Fracisco:

PING! The magic duck!

Using deft allegory (read the entire post)...

Just a bit of humour today.... (help clear away those vodafone iphone price blues)

, posted: 9-Jul-2008 13:37

Famous Quotations:

To be or not to be.
-- Shakespeare
To do is to be.
-- Nietzsche
To be is to do.
-- Sartre
Do be do be do.
-- Sinatra

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A few more jokes to brighten your day...

, posted: 1-Jul-2008 13:27

If you are offended by the "F" word. don't read this joke.

A sergeant was passing the barracks after lights out, when he
heard some voices from inside. He slammed open the door, and

Listen, you guys! A few (read the entire post)...

A few bad jokes...

, posted: 30-Jun-2008 12:57

A leper goes to watch a baseball game but when he gets there, he
has trouble finding a seat. Because pieces of him are peeling and
flaking off, he's very concerned about grossing out the other

The leper w (read the entire post)...

The most positively evil thing ever created.

, posted: 15-Aug-2007 10:01

this is a video clip of the most positively evil thing ever created.

I can hear 1 bar of this and it sends me into a righteous rage with no thought but to stop the satanic howling...

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Supposedly the first Mobile Phone Commercial ever...

, posted: 15-Aug-2007 07:10

its a bit of a laugh....

ps. is anyone else getting performance issues on that video? (read the entire post)... my kind of humour.

, posted: 2-Aug-2007 09:18 is a web comic of romance, sarcasm, math and language, its also one of my favourites,

this mornings toon has had me chuckling for a while:

(if you are wondering "wtf is lisp" the wikipedia entry is here: htt (read the entire post)...

afternoon light bulb jokes...

, posted: 1-Aug-2007 13:53

How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: Seven. Scotty has to report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in
the Engineering Section is getting dim, at which point Kirk will send
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All Your Base Are Belong To Us...

, posted: 1-Aug-2007 07:25

I'll bet most of you remember this, but when was the last time you actually watched it?

for those of you who weren't around at the time, AYB is pretty much the "benchmark" for internet phenomena...

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Imitation... the sincerest form of flattery? trademark infringement or Ip theft?

, posted: 19-Jul-2007 08:51

Well going about my Merry way, I happened apon a link posted by freitasm to his photo stream on Flickr...

and lo and behold!

look familiar to anyone??

Just a bit of a laugh!
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I want this cat.

, posted: 14-Jul-2007 13:15

I have seen mention of this cat all over the net.

I want it - it is my desktop background and my messenger avatar.

every time I look at it, it makes me chuckle!


Love th (read the entire post)...

the 100 words every high school graduate and their parent should know...

, posted: 3-Jul-2007 17:47

As per the following, these are the hundred words you should know....

quite interesting test of english skills, I had trouble with one word in particular, free link to whoever can guess the correct word, (except for the person I've tol (read the entire post)...

Don't Copy That Floppy!!

, posted: 18-Jun-2007 19:49

The RIAA / MPAA should definitely watch this:

Ah the 80's. its a bit like the old "Home taping is Killing music!"

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Dane Cook - Insomniac - very funny.

, posted: 20-Apr-2007 22:41

this guy is great, well worth a watch, one of the best comedians I've heard in a long while,

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A bit of Comedy relief... Smart Lawyer

, posted: 14-Mar-2007 11:40

I found this great joke here(heaps more)

Smart Lawyer
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:
"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few t (read the entire post)...

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Of late I haven't updated this place much, but I need to do some revamping and dust off the cobwebs a bit. so thats what I'll do. going to aim for a minimum of three times a week updated here to begin, then perhaps head towards every day!

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