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They see me trollin'
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  Reply # 462960 27-Apr-2011 11:58 Send private message

xpd: Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a
race car not called a racist ?


Because Michael Jackson stole the best ones.

Why did I go to work this morning only to realise I had no work when I checked my roster there? 




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  Reply # 463641 29-Apr-2011 10:24 Send private message

Because I'm a workaholic.

Why dont we get half days on Friday?

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Ultimate Geek
  Reply # 463694 29-Apr-2011 12:34 Send private message

bikinibottom100:
Why dont we get half days on Friday?



You do, it's split into AM and PM.


Why did I play into this insane game?

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Ultimate Geek
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  Reply # 463724 29-Apr-2011 14:00 Send private message

It's my last day of work today! Don't know why I posted this here? But I did - Woo-Hoo bring on the new job!

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Wannabe Geek
  Reply # 463738 29-Apr-2011 14:48 Send private message

cgrew: It's my last day of work today! Don't know why I posted this here? But I did - Woo-Hoo bring on the new job!


The lack of question but presence of question mark has imploded my brain.

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