Ebola Cure? Really?

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#1171116 7-Nov-2014 20:15

DarthKermit: I got a bottle of bleach in my laundry. Yours for only $1000.

But does it have the "secret ingredient"?

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#1171183 7-Nov-2014 21:22

Sideface:
DarthKermit: I got a bottle of bleach in my laundry. Yours for only $1000.

But does it have the "secret ingredient"?

Oh yea. Going to need that power of god.

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#1171192 7-Nov-2014 21:48

I have something better than all yous.

I collected it from the swimming pool. It has all toxins known to man in small quantities.

I don't charge for seminars. Just pay me $999 for annual pool membership. I can bring the pool to any town.

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#1171193 7-Nov-2014 21:50

joker97: I have something better than all yous.

I collected it from the swimming pool. It has all toxins known to man in small quantities.

Now dilute, shake, dilute, shake. Repeat 5000 times until there's not a single molecule of the original content, and sell it.

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#1171209 7-Nov-2014 22:27

What a brilliant idea! I'm going to patent this ...

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#1171212 7-Nov-2014 22:35

Lol...

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#1171299 8-Nov-2014 12:31

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_Mineral_Supplement

Deluded.

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#1174861 13-Nov-2014 00:44

Sideface: Listen to the man himself interviewed on National Radio:

http://www.radionz.co.nz/national/programmes/morningreport/audio/20156162/-cure-all-product-defended-by-church

The "Miracle Mineral Solution" has "20 million users" and cures: AIDS, malaria (overnight), cancer, herpes, multiple sclerosis, autism, and the common cold.

It is NOT a bleach - it is an "oxidizing agent".

How does it work? "I'ts a voltage - oxygen is 1.3 volts" ... "the pathogens give up 5 or 6 electrons and they die".

So now you know.

[EDIT] It costs $650 to go to one of his seminars, so it must be true.

I can beat that. I have a solution that is rated to 2V so it is therefore better. I also have 6 of them, which combined are so powerful they can start a car engine. As well as killing any germs / virus's they come into contact with. It is a special form of water with a special yellow chemical so therefore like gold. As well as 4 times the oxygen compared to normal water.

/it is a car battery which contains sulphuric acid.

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