andrew027:

 

BigPipeNZ: Can confirm Darklord is the real deal.

 

He not only works here at Bigpipe but is also a Sith Lord in his spare time. 

 

Sith Lords have day jobs - who knew? I just assumed that lusting for universal power and trying to destroy the Jedi order was a 24/7 commitment.

 

"Vader, this is Darth Sidious. Don't forget Operation Knightfall is going down today. I need you on Coruscant by 2:30."

 

"I'm sorry, but work is crazy busy right now. We have a desktop technology refresh and there are a bunch of reports I have get out by the end of the week. There's just no way I can be there before 6:00."

 

It's all about work/life balance