Ordered new lens from Progear in Auckland. Sent Friday by NZ Couriers.
Is it here on Wednesday? No.
Where is it? Ah. Scan says it is in Wellington depot.
When will it be here? Err, well it may be in Palmerston North now.
Why?
They service Martinborough.
But Wellington is closer?
Yes. Or it may be in Masterton. Or it may have been handed to Post Haste to deliver to the RD post man.
But yesterday I rang and you agreed to send it to the depot in Martinborough for me to collect?
Yeah. Nah, sorry about that.
So where is it? Don't you scan things when they move?
Yeah. Nah. Sometimes. We'll have to raise an enquiry and look for it manually.
[How do these people stay in business?!]