Only 12 and a half minutes this time. Bugger, I must be slowing down. 

Supposedly did what she asked ..... only took me 5 minutes to supposedly Boot up (just enough time to go outside and have a quick smoke). Told her the pc had crashed and needed to boot again ...... (5 more minutes). Did what she wanted ..... pressed Windows key+R, then told her the pc had crashed again!

I then spent a few minutes blaspheming Microsoft, which said lady in question initially agreed with me, until I said "Oops, I inadvertently booted into Linux"!  

The young lady then asked me if I was serious about fixing my problem, so I asked her if she got a lot of satisfaction helping people with pc's that were infected and continually crashing. She then asked me if I was Mr ********* (to which I admit, I was surprised). I told her that I died 12 months ago due to a serious virus, but, up until that time I was indeed, serious about fixing my problem. Silence again, followed shortly by "I do not think you are serious".

I then asked her if she was single and what was she was wearing - my wife bellowed out with laughter and Miss India hung up. No sense of humor these miserable scamming low-lives.

What's your best time keeping these thieves online?