Rikkitic:

 

You can make wine from dandelions. But not from bunnies.

 

 

 

I beg to differ, but as I get you are an animal lover as I am, I won't tell you how you can make a bunny whine. 

I can tell you how to make a cat go woof and a dog go meow though! My sister, a vet told me those two jokes.