Brumfondl:
This is annoyingly accurate :) I would not skip any of the parts with Perrin or Mat in them though. Especially anything with Mat. Probably my favourite character in all the books.
Good point.
Perrin: I can't save the world, I'm just a normal guy. A guy with a big hammer. *Hits thing with hammer, thing dies, teased by wife, takes it seriously, wife is offended.*
Matt: I don't want to save the world, I want to be a bro. *Gets drunk, gambles with wrong person (wins), sleeps with nearest pretty girl, has to kill henchmen next morning with a giant hangover.*
Rand: I don't want to save the world, but luckily I can teleport anywhere I like so I can sleep with all three women in the same day, which is an idea that cannot possibly go wrong. *Explosions*
EDIT for clarity: Matt doesn't use the hangover to kill the henchmen. He has a hangover, while killing the henchmen. I hope that clears things up.