Surely there has to be a better way to transport drugs than via public airports...

How difficult would it be to charter/buy a private yacht and sail to a quiet bay for a holiday?

I cannot be the only one to ask this question and transporting a tonne or more would be easily possible. I would have assumed that the path of least resistance would appeal much more strongly than it appears to.

Ah well, there will always be a silly few who like to try the stupidly difficult way.