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michaelmurfy

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#462960 27-Apr-2011 11:58

xpd: Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a
race car not called a racist ?

Because Michael Jackson stole the best ones.

Why did I go to work this morning only to realise I had no work when I checked my roster there?

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bikinibottom100

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#463641 29-Apr-2011 10:24

Because I'm a workaholic.

Why dont we get half days on Friday?

Byrned

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#463694 29-Apr-2011 12:34

bikinibottom100:
Why dont we get half days on Friday?

You do, it's split into AM and PM.

Why did I play into this insane game?

cgrew

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#463724 29-Apr-2011 14:00

It's my last day of work today! Don't know why I posted this here? But I did - Woo-Hoo bring on the new job!

DaveBassJunkie

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#463738 29-Apr-2011 14:48

cgrew: It's my last day of work today! Don't know why I posted this here? But I did - Woo-Hoo bring on the new job!

The lack of question but presence of question mark has imploded my brain.

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