michaelmurfy: The headset I wear whilst I'm working makes me look like a call centre operator (I'm not, I'm a technical analyst) and thus is highly suboptimal, these headphones you're giving away will help me become more accepted to my peers when they finally realize this guys got swag, they'll throw a party for me, life will be far more awesome working in the Telecom NZ Wellington offices. I'll look less like a corporate and more like somebody who deserves to be wearing that horse head, it's better for the community, your children and everything else in between, you get the message.



Also, it does look like I was murdered with a shaver, I've since learned that sharp fresh blades actually cut rather well, not only the hair but the skin too.

jonb: 

It also looks like there is a friendly ghost haunting the telecom offices, and is now playfully tweaking your nipples.