Need help decrypting a txt that came through

Forums › Off topic › Need help decrypting a txt that came through

1 | 2 | 3

DravidDavid

1907 posts

Uber Geek

#1242390 19-Feb-2015 14:59

Presso: I guess the funny thing is that it was one of my staff that sent it to me , they were not to keen on elaborating on what it actually did mean or why they did not turn up for work last night.

I foresee many awkward silences in the very near future for this individual in particular. It would be even funnier if you elaborated on the excuses given! :D

Stu

Hammered
8347 posts

Uber Geek

Moderator

ID Verified

Trusted

Lifetime subscriber

#1242413 19-Feb-2015 15:28

Presso: I guess the funny thing is that it was one of my staff that sent it to me , they were not to keen on elaborating on what it actually did mean or why they did not turn up for work last night.

That's hilarious! Slight facepalm moment right there.

People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.

Keep calm, and carry on posting.

Referral Links: Sharesies - Backblaze -

Are you happy with what you get from Geekzone? If so, please consider supporting us by subscribing.

No matter where you go, there you are.

trig42

5816 posts

Uber Geek

ID Verified

#1242418 19-Feb-2015 15:34

Hehe, might be time for random drug testing

tdgeek

29753 posts

Uber Geek

Trusted

Lifetime subscriber

#1242422 19-Feb-2015 15:38

Presso: Got a bizarre txt , saying "any seshnz g I got muni"

Looks like they are wanting to buy something , drugs I assume however no idea or have ever seen seshnz g i got muni

Anybody care to translate who is a lot younger than me.

Any sessions (dope) I got money. Texting a dealer

tdgeek

29753 posts

Uber Geek

Trusted

Lifetime subscriber

#1242423 19-Feb-2015 15:38

Oops, I thought it was a new popst but its 3 pages

tdgeek

29753 posts

Uber Geek

Trusted

Lifetime subscriber

#1242429 19-Feb-2015 15:42

BigHammer: Wouldn't mind knowing what 'g' actually means. Governor?

Probably no names allowed.

MikeB4

18435 posts

Uber Geek

ID Verified

Trusted

#1242431 19-Feb-2015 15:46

I have to admit I had no idea what the heck it was saying. That said I have difficulty with 97.5% of the txt shorthand

Sharesies

Trade NZ and US shares and funds with Sharesies (affiliate link).

Geektastic

17944 posts

Uber Geek

Trusted

Lifetime subscriber

#1242691 19-Feb-2015 23:25

Presso: I guess the funny thing is that it was one of my staff that sent it to me , they were not to keen on elaborating on what it actually did mean or why they did not turn up for work last night.

Of course, if your staff member is Big Harry The Fist and you are the current Mr Asia, it all makes more sense....

MikeAqua

7785 posts

Uber Geek

#1242847 20-Feb-2015 09:45

I would have thought cheap texts and smart phones with Swype etc would be the death of text shorthand. It's easer and faster to use the real word.

Mike

JaseNZ

2576 posts

Uber Geek

ID Verified

Lifetime subscriber

#1242866 20-Feb-2015 10:03

Excuse that was given was that somebody stole their phone and that they would have to buy a new phone. Hmmmmmm ok , so during smoko while they were sitting at the table I rang their number and surprise surprise their pocket started ringing

Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding : Ice cream man , Ice cream man

Stu

Hammered
8347 posts

Uber Geek

Moderator

ID Verified

Trusted

Lifetime subscriber

#1242892 20-Feb-2015 10:30

ID ten T!

People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.

Keep calm, and carry on posting.

Referral Links: Sharesies - Backblaze -

Are you happy with what you get from Geekzone? If so, please consider supporting us by subscribing.

No matter where you go, there you are.

MileHighKiwi

782 posts

Ultimate Geek

ID Verified

Lifetime subscriber

#1242925 20-Feb-2015 10:45

I received a phone call from someone I know in the UK who got me mixed up with their dealer. Must have had the same name in their contacts list. It was around 11am on a Sunday morning in NZ; "can I get some sniff, we're in Piccadilly Circus and heading home soon". They sounded very drunk. I said "sure, leave the cash in my mail box and I'll come round with the gear ASAP".

I'm not sure what happened, never heard from them again, lol.

Stu

Hammered
8347 posts

Uber Geek

Moderator

ID Verified

Trusted

Lifetime subscriber

#1242934 20-Feb-2015 10:56

It seems it's very easy to get the wrong person in your contacts list. I just had a text from someone I haven't spoken to in months asking if I could spare a couple of hours on Sunday. They were after a different Stu.

People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.

Keep calm, and carry on posting.

Referral Links: Sharesies - Backblaze -

Are you happy with what you get from Geekzone? If so, please consider supporting us by subscribing.

No matter where you go, there you are.

1 | 2 | 3