Geektastic:
We spent much of the weekend getting our place ready for a viewing yesterday.
Having spent about 6 hours on the tractor mowing and so on, had the gardener doing weed whacking all day Sunday and SWMBO doing the inside, we finally escaped to a local cafe just as the agent turned up.
25 minutes later, I got a text saying the potential buyers had not shown up, and he could not get them on the phone so we may as well come home...!
I can just imagine the "translation from reality to fiction via RE agent" that probably went on for that to come together so (in)conveniently.