As with all good bbq shenanigans its best to have the event at a mates place in summer with a good backyard and a pool.
One mate ran out of chicken and decided he was too lazy to cook any more, he drove off up to KFC and got himself a family bucket. To his credit he did share, some of us skinned the regular drumsticks and grilled them quickly with some homemade sauce :)
At some point later in the night the same bloke got sloshed enough that he thought he could have a float in the pool sitting in said bucket. And so he did, had a grand old time butt-skiing with that bucket till eventually it fell apart from his abuse.
Mate who owned the place woke up the next morning to find in addition to the usual cans/plastic cups/rubbish on the outdoor table there were pieces of chicken bones at the bottom of his pool. The guy who went skiing with Colonel Sanders drunk-forgot that he'd put his dinner remains in the bucket. Pool owner wasn't impressed and had him go diving to clean up.
Since then we don't let him anywhere near a pool with KFC :)





