MikeB4:
When my son was serving in East Temor his unit on one evening had craving for Pizza. In Tilomar there was not a lot of options so they improvised, pooled their resources and made pizza with Bred for the base, tinned spaghetti, Spam and slightly grated cheesed. They garnished the Pizzas when finished with an assortment of sweets and candy we had sent in a care pack.
Clear evidence of deviancy in the armed forces.