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  #2736380 29-Jun-2021 16:25
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JayADee:

 

Fred99:

 

What was that "meat" paste actually made from?

 

 

people?

 

 

Can't be true.  People taste like food.  That didn't.



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  #2736517 30-Jun-2021 08:44
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Why do we park on driveways but drive on Parkways?

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  #2736518 30-Jun-2021 08:47
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What would happen if Pinocchio said “My nose is about to grow”?




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  #2736519 30-Jun-2021 08:47
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elpenguino:

 

When you send freight by plane, why is it called a shipment?

 

 

But if its on a ship, its cargo.

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  #2736528 30-Jun-2021 09:08
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How fast can an escargot? 




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  #2736721 30-Jun-2021 15:25
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Should I get another tin of varnish or hope there's enough left in this one?

 
 
 
 

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  #2736727 30-Jun-2021 15:32
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neb: Should I get another tin of varnish or hope there's enough left in this one?

 

Being a paranoid cynic - I'd buy two!

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  #2736982 30-Jun-2021 17:29
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Being a pessimist, I wouldn't bother trying.

 

 




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  #2737361 1-Jul-2021 15:49
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How do short people change duvet bedding?  I hold two corners and shake it, but I'm 6'2

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  #2737364 1-Jul-2021 15:55
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How do tall people pick mushrooms? It's a long way to the ground.

 

 




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  #2737425 1-Jul-2021 16:15
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Rikkitic:How do tall people pick mushrooms? It's a long way to the ground.

 

The new NZPost logo gives a clue!

 
 
 
 

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  #2737523 1-Jul-2021 18:48
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Can cross eyed teachers control their pupils?

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  #2737554 1-Jul-2021 19:36
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jonb:

 

How do short people change duvet bedding?  I hold two corners and shake it, but I'm 6'2

 

 

You mean how to easily put a duvet back inside a cover?

 

If you put on lycra cycling gear before you climb inside, there's about a 50:50 chance you'll be able to slide back out without getting tangled.

 

 

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  #2737570 1-Jul-2021 19:57
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1101:

 

Gurezaemon:

 

.... why Microsoft is intentionally assigning most computers from more than 2-3 years ago to the scrap-heap.

 

 

scrap heap : yes they can never be used for anything, ever .
After 11 they will melt if you spill water on them.

 

:-)

 

 

 Will next year be the year of the Linux desktop?

 

 

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  #2738720 4-Jul-2021 17:49
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Should I eat it all now while it's fresh or leave some for tomorrow when it won't be nearly as good?

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