> be Sunday, 3pm-ish
> living in 4th floor of 12 story apartment building in central Wellington
> playing Company of Heroes
> already lost 3 snipers in 15 mins of gameplay
> notice with horror my fourth sniper is about to get creamed
> try to select him and pull him back out of the way
> building starts shaking violently
> jump out of wheely-chair in order to maintain position at PC
> desk moving underneath my mouse causing cursor to flail around
> can't select sniper despite multiple panicked attempts
> sniper gets mowed by mortars
> look up and notice my dish-washing liquid has fallen over

Fricken Earthquakes man...