Why does anyone eat at McDonalds?

1101:

why is it so hard to get hot chips at McDonalds ?

why are they nearly allways a tepid warm

Rikkitic:

 

Why does anyone eat at McDonalds?

 

Because if you take them home the chips fries will be even colder?

SJB:

 

Fred99:

 

It's to lubricate your fingers so it's easier to pick your nose when making scones.

 

 

I was full of anticipation when I got to the word 'so'. The rest of the sentence was ...disappointing.

 

I was going to say "so it's easier to reposition a haemorrhoid", but it's very damned difficult to unbuckle your trouser belt with buttery fingers.

That baby orca dying was kind of sad, but OTOH orcas come into the harbour here - to round up local Hector's dolphins and engage in an orgiastic bloody feast - it's almost as if they enjoy doing it.

So should I be happy or sad?

(my default position is to keep out of the way)

Rikkitic:

 

Why does anyone eat at McDonalds?

 

Nice food that is fast and has a drive thru.

richms:

Rikkitic:

Why does anyone eat at McDonalds?

Nice food that is fast and has a drive thru.

msukiwi: Will PBT Couriers drop my next delivery from Bed Bath & Beyond over the 6ft Driveway gate onto the concrete driveway tomorrow like they did this morning? 

Hence the reason PBT is widely believed to actually mean "Please Break This"