Would you Adam and Eve it we have Fibre :)
After being switched twice to a Fibre plan and having our DSL cut off even though they hadn't even got it to the house I get a phone call yesterday from the Chorus tech saying they are in the area and can they come around in five minutes and finish the job. Sure I said.
It turns out I'm the last house from the manhole cover and the pipe outside our boundary runs across the front of the property to the other side and then 90 degrees into my property. He tells me they gave up trying to get it through the pipe as there are two blockages so they ended it on the side of the property closest to the manhole.
That's not great because it now means they have the run the cable along the fence line and then across a concrete driveway in under the house. It makes it easier to do the job under the house but it now means I have a wonky line cut into our light grey driveway which has been filled with black and an ETP on the front of the house and not the side of the house where it would be hidden.
But true to their word it's now up and running. The install is nowhere near a clean and tidy as I would like but I had no choice, as friendly as they were they were not going to do it any other way and I gave them 3/4 different options.
Now I have to upgrade from Fibre100 to 200 because the kids are streaming YouTube on their phones and it's killing it for the rest of us !!