Maybe you could hire some patched local gang members to come and drink beer in your yard. Or get some lady friends with a sense of humour to dress provocatively and spend the day going in and out of your home. Or arrange with local car enthusiasts to park their modified vehicles up and down your street. Or become a foster carer for the SPCA and position scores of cats around your yard. Or cover all your windows with black curtains and place a large, upside-down cross on your lawn. Or dress in an impeccable suit, pick up a bible, and go introduce yourself as the neighbour when people arrive to inspect the property and ask them if they have found Jesus. Or hire a bunch of blond kids, dress them all in white, and have them just stand together and stare at any prospective buyers.