Half kidding - bad neighbours edition

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CokemonZ

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#2289284 3-Aug-2019 18:47

Journeyman:
Use weed killer to paint a large pentagram on the front lawn. Butcher a goat in the middle of it during the next open home.

I do like some good home kill, and am partial to a good goat curry.

Journeyman

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#2289563 4-Aug-2019 12:27

Home kill goat always tastes better if you wear funny robes and chant while you do it.

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#2290165 5-Aug-2019 13:28

Make your section look like a toxic waste dump. People will assume next door will be at risk.

Put up signs near the boundry saying 'danger toxic waste' 'leachate will spread during rainfall, keep off lawns' 'do not eat the fruit, cadmium dump found in this street '
Walk around in a white hazman type suit .

Have Maori protesters occupy his section

:-)

CokemonZ

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#2319402 17-Sep-2019 19:51

Well - they have decided not to put up for sale and to rent again.

Glad I didn't go too far down a dark path :)

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