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  #2856150 25-Jan-2022 15:47
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trig42:

 

^ Should have been a Dental Equipment Supplier :)

 

 

This. All the money without having your fingers in someone else's mouth all day.

 

 




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  #2856164 25-Jan-2022 16:35
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I always remember this story when I find myself getting annoyed with a larger than expected bill for what seemed like a very quick task (that I couldn't do myself):

 

A giant ship engine failed. The ship's owners tried one expert after another, but none of them could figure out how to fix the engine.

 

Then they brought in an old man who had been fixing ships since he was a young. He carried a large bag of tools with him, and when he arrived, he immediately went to work. He inspected the engine very carefully, top to bottom.

 

Two of the ship's owners were there, watching this man, hoping he would know what to do. After looking things over, the old man reached into his bag and pulled out a small hammer. He gently tapped something. Instantly, the engine lurched into life. He carefully put his hammer away.

 

The engine was fixed! A week later, the owners received a bill from the old man for ten thousand dollars.

 

"What?!" the owners exclaimed. "He hardly did anything!" So they wrote the old man a note saying, "Please send us an itemized bill."

 

The man sent a bill that read:

 

Tapping with a hammer.......................  $      2.00

 

Knowing where to tap.......................... $ 9,998.00

 

 





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  #2857372 27-Jan-2022 19:15
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Recommendations for good non chain dentist in Christchurch?


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