Ok last year I got quite ill, turned out i had an infection in my blood which got to my heart and has damaged a heart valve Endocarditis, so at some stage soon they will be cracking me open and fixing it.
Anyway i am on a list i assume so god knows when it will happen, But they did say once it was done it will take 3-4 months minimum before i get back to even a vaguely normal routine.
Now the doctors gave me a big explanation etc about the surgery etc i understand all that side but its the little things that i don't want to waste Drs time asking that i want to ask here and also because this is a shade anonymous
1) If my chest is wired together and i am not supposed to move for the first little while, how do i take a dump etc
2) 3 to 4 months of doing nothing might kill me, I am not a person who can sit around for a long period, yes i can read books, play games watch movies etc but i need to get up and move around every few hours, give the garden a quick dig etc, some sort of physical thing in between the sedentary stuff or i go stir crazy
3) Streaming TV Box, I have Netflix and prime (the NZ versions) plus i watch the TVNZ and TV3 ondemand thingies is appleTV 4 still the best to watch these all, as i can't seem to find another device that does them all 4, I will be purchasing one soon, tossing up between 2nd hand and new and if i am going to be laying around doing nothing, i will need something to watch
4) I have a will and all that sorted from years ago, but if it doesn't work and I die, once they have taken out all usable parts they want, can i just get them to throw the body in the incinerator or out for recycling, yeah OK I realise that they probably aren't allowed to do that, but whats the cheapest form of disposal (Top tip: don't look up disposal of body on the internet), i kind of like the idea of Alkaline Hydrolysis as it seems more energy efficient and generally cooler, but is that even allowed here?



