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#148683 27-Jun-2014 11:32
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You seriously can't make this up.  It's a long read, but the funniest thing I've read for awhile.  A short teaser:

I resent the force-fed aspect of soccer. The same people trying to push soccer on Americans are the ones demanding that we love HBO's "Girls," light-rail, Beyonce and Hillary Clinton. The number of New York Times articles claiming soccer is "catching on" is exceeded only by the ones pretending women's basketball is fascinating.


The tie in with Europe and the metric system is just gold.

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  #1075483 27-Jun-2014 11:55
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It all comes down to the width of your thumb and the size of your belt. Awesome. Very well written. Almost had me convinced that metric was no good!




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  #1075507 27-Jun-2014 13:08
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unfortunately this sums it up for me

Everyone just runs up and down the field and, every once in a while, a ball accidentally goes in. That's when we're supposed to go wild. I'm already asleep.




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  #1075572 27-Jun-2014 15:09
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Written by Ann Coulter. Nuff said.

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  #1075663 27-Jun-2014 17:04
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Some of the comments and replies are as funny as the article.




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  #1075688 27-Jun-2014 17:41
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I'm not particularly interested in soccer (or any team sports really), but I don't go writing articles on things I'm not into.

WTF is wrong with that woman?




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