Yesterday (apologies to the Beatles)
Yesterday all my losses seemed so far away
every game of golf I tried to play
Oh I believe in yesterday
Suddenly, I did not make it to the presidency
There's a shadow hanging over me.
Oh, yesterday came suddenly.
Why he had to win
And got in he wouldn’t say
I did something bad
I’m so sad for yesterday
Yesterday golf was such an easy game to play
Now I need a place to hide away
The lawsuits all want me to pay
I’m in such a daze
grifting ways are losing out
I just tweet to cheat
but defeat I have no doubt
Yesterday I won and won and winning could not fail
Now I bleat and tweet and loudly wail
Oh how can I stay out of jail?