Donald Trump, US President #47, US President #45, convicted felon, twice impeached, four times indicted, liable of rape, convicted for financial fraud, guilty of hiding hush money payments to porn actress in attempt to influence 2016 elections

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#2730087 17-Jun-2021 12:37

kingdragonfly: Trump HUMILIATED by his TINY Birthday Party even Melania Avoided

That has to be one of the most unenthusiastic renditions of Happy Birthday ever. Did they really want to be there?

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#2731071 19-Jun-2021 13:15

gzt:

kingdragonfly: Trump HUMILIATED by his TINY Birthday Party even Melania Avoided

That has to be one of the most unenthusiastic renditions of Happy Birthday ever. Did they really want to be there?

Well, I'm sure that even Pumpkinhead doesn't enjoy getting another year older. They'll be calling him 'Sleepy Donny' soon.

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#2731101 19-Jun-2021 15:51

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#2731108 19-Jun-2021 17:08

BIDEN TORMENTS TRUMP BY MEETING WITH HIS EX

GENEVA (The Borowitz Report)—President Biden has been tormenting Donald J. Trump by being photographed with his ex, associates of the former President report.

According to those sources, Trump accidentally saw a photo online of his ex and Biden enjoying a trip to Switzerland and has been inconsolable since.

“He’s taking it very hard,” one Trump associate said. “All morning, he was just sitting in his darkened bedroom, listening to Adele songs on Spotify. When Adele got to the part in ‘Someone Like You’ where she sings, ‘For me, it isn’t over,’ he had to turn it off.”

The associate said he understood that Trump’s ex was free to see Biden if he wanted, but that posing for photographers “seemed like twisting the knife.”

“I get it—they’re enjoying each other’s company,” the source said. “It’s like Ben and J. Lo. But they could show a little more class.”

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#2731138 19-Jun-2021 18:13

TThe Guardian: Trump says windmills ‘kill everything’ in meandering interview with Fox’s Sean Hannity

...Mr Trump’s comment that windmills “kill everything” was quickly mocked by critics on Twitter.

“It’s true. Last time I saw a windmill there was nothing left living in a hundred miles. Then I died,” one user wrote.

Daily Beast contributing editor Justin Baragona added: “Trump was given a full half-hour on primetime TV to comment on the Biden-Putin summit and the current state of national politics and the most standout moment, by far, is him saying windmills ‘kill everything’.”

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#2731140 19-Jun-2021 18:17

Ever Wonder Where Trump's Former White House Team Ended Up?

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#2731169 19-Jun-2021 18:37

If they didn't end up in jail, I'm not interested.

Plesse igmore amd axxept applogies in adbance fir anu typos

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#2731338 20-Jun-2021 09:19

Hmmm.... posted this here. (Thought it also belongs in the Something Small that makes you Smile Thread)

Trump Book REJECTED by ALL Publishers because he's an INSANE LIAR

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#2731351 20-Jun-2021 10:16

I thought it was rejected because they couldn't read his writing.

He'd tried 'joined up' for the first time and the crayon was blunt.

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#2731369 20-Jun-2021 11:15

Knowing what he's like, he's so vain he'll self-publish it, and the masses who hang on his every word will by 10 copies for themselves, and their parents, and their siblings, and their cousins, and their neighbours, and the neighbour's cat (because everyone in that list is just dying to hear what the orange buffoon has to say, right? Right?)...and Trump ends up with something in his bank account again. Pathetic really.

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#2731374 20-Jun-2021 11:26

quickymart: Knowing what he's like, he's so vain he'll self-publish it ...

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#2731767 20-Jun-2021 22:07

quickymart:
Knowing what he's like, he's so vain he'll self-publish it, and the masses who hang on his every word will by 10 copies for themselves, and their parents, and their siblings, and their cousins, and their neighbours, and the neighbour's cat (because everyone in that list is just dying to hear what the orange buffoon has to say, right? Right?)...and Trump ends up with something in his bank account again.

I wouldn't be so sure. If you look at a similar historical figure, Hitler was a mesmerising speaker where Trump delivers rambling, largely incoherent monologues (unless you're QAnon and read hidden messages into the noise). However Mein Kampf was almost unreadable drivel, even copies owned by his most ardent admirers ended up unread on shelves. So can you imagine what something written by someone whose starting point for speeches is already at "semi-coherent rambling" would end up like? This is why no-one read his blog, and his book won't fare any better.

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#2731837 21-Jun-2021 08:35

But yet his hangers-on at his rallies are (literally) hanging on his every word? That's the part I don't get. Maybe they do better at the spoken word than the written word.

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#2731922 21-Jun-2021 10:16

quickymart:

But yet his hangers-on at his rallies are (literally) hanging on his every word? That's the part I don't get. Maybe they do better at the spoken word than the written word.

Maybe they don't understand the written word.

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#2732195 21-Jun-2021 17:45

Short words are best for Trumpers.

Eat. Shout. Hit. See the ho. See the gun. Pull the trigger. Now he's dead.

Good Trump 101 stuff.

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