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'Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.' Voltaire
'A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.' Edward Abbey
U.S.—Trump has been allowed back on Twitter after disguising himself as one Donhammed Trumpistan, a newly hired spokesperson for the Taliban. As Trump had previously been banned from the service, then allowed back on after disguising himself as a spokesperson for the Chinese Communist Party, then banned again once he couldn't help himself and started claiming the election was stolen again, this is simply his latest ploy to get back on social media.
"Allah be praised. Allah is pretty great, maybe the best ever. Everyone says so," 'Trumpistan' wrote on Twitter as his first post. "That Joe Biden is really screwing things up over here. What a sad, pathetic loser! Oh man, they're making me do the prayer thing now. Why do I need to pray? Very humiliating! Not good!"
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gzt: Meanwhile covid nuts overrun stocks of anti-worm medicine and turn to agricultural suppliers of horse paste instead ...
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At a mere 1594 pages, this thread has today been overtaken by the "2019 Novel Coronavirus Covid-19 Discussion" thread, which has reached 1595 pages.
So Trump is now marginally less popular than COVID - how appropriate. 🙂
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Depressing how many stupid people there are in America. I wonder if they would have listened to him/been more open to taking the vaccine if he were still speaking as president.
Ah well.
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