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FLORIDA PRE-SCHOOLERS OFFER TO EXPLAIN MASK ISSUE TO DESANTIS
TALLAHASSEE (The Borowitz Report)—A group of Florida’s kindergarten attendees has offered to explain the science underpinning the use of masks to the state’s governor, Ron DeSantis.
Calling DeSantis’s objection to mask mandates “clearly an example of ignorance on his part,” one of the kindergarteners, Jayson Dorrinson, said that his fellow five-year-olds were willing to talk to the Governor at his earliest convenience.
“The benefit of wearing masks is so obvious, it’s clear that no one has properly explained this issue to Mr. DeSantis,” the kindergartener said. “We’re very happy to do that.”
Dorrinson said that he was “not concerned” that being told the facts about masks might enrage DeSantis, who has been on a short fuse in recent weeks.
“We hope he doesn’t get mad,” the five-year-old said. “But, if he does, we’ll just put him in the naughty chair.”
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The Washington Post - In latest bow to Trump, GOP lawmakers in Pennsylvania plan to launch hearings on 2020 vote
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Republican lawmakers in Pennsylvania plan to formally launch hearings as part of an investigation into the 2020 vote in the state, the latest GOP-backed effort to revisit an election that former president Donald Trump has falsely claimed was fraudulent.
State Senate President Pro Tempore Jake Corman (R) said this week that lawmakers are pursuing a “full forensic investigation” of the election that will aim to examine ballots and voter rolls. ...
The Pennsylvania investigation is the latest sign of how Republican leaders in key battleground states are bowing to ongoing pressure from Trump and his base to investigate baseless allegations that voting irregularities tainted the November election. ...
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More Trump minions in trouble:
The Washington Post - Federal judge in Michigan orders pro-Trump lawyers disciplined over lawsuit seeking to overturn 2020 election
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A federal judge in Michigan has ordered that Sidney Powell, L. Lin Wood and seven other attorneys who filed a lawsuit seeking to overturn the state’s 2020 presidential election be disciplined, calling the suit “a historic and profound abuse of the judicial process.”
In a scathing 110-page opinion, Federal District Judge Linda V. Parker wrote that the lawyers had made assertions in court that were not backed by evidence and had failed to do the due diligence required by legal rules before alleging mass fraud in the Michigan vote.
“This case was never about fraud,” she wrote. “It was about undermining the People’s faith in our democracy and debasing the judicial process to do so.”
She ordered the lawyers to pay the attorney’s fees for their opponents in the case - the city of Detroit and the state of Michigan.
She also referred the group to ... disciplinary committees in the states where each attorney is licensed, which could initiate proceedings that could result in the lawyers being disbarred.
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In addition to the obvious, ALL EQUIPMENT should be demanded to be immediately returned to the United States ..."
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