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"This is proof that God exists?"
"Trump is God? Religion's about to take a big hit."
"Damn! Now I gotta start sayin' 'Oh My Trump.'
"Oh my G...Well, that's a bitch."
"Oh my...Moron."
"Thank Dog I'm an atheist.'
'Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.' Voltaire
'A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government President.' Edward Abbey
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God I'm good.
Plesse igmore amd axxept applogies in adbance fir anu typos
REPUBLICANS SUPPORT DEMOCRACY IN UKRAINE AS LONG AS IT DOES NOT SPREAD TO U.S.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a powerful statement, Republican congressional leaders said they strongly support democracy in Ukraine, as long as it does not spread to the United States.
“Vladimir Putin should make no mistake,” the G.O.P. statement read. “We Republicans will do everything in our power to preserve democracy in Ukraine, and to keep it over there.”
Drawing a line in the sand, the Republicans argued that democracy “must be allowed to thrive within the territorial borders of Ukraine and must not be permitted to leak out into Florida, Texas, or Georgia.”
Calling Russian aggression “a slippery slope,” the G.O.P. declared, “If Vladimir Putin is allowed to undermine democratic norms in Ukraine, he will be emboldened to attack our proud American traditions of gerrymandering, disenfranchisement, and voter suppression.”
'Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.' Voltaire
'A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government President.' Edward Abbey
The Washington Post - ‘Genius,’ ‘Savvy’: Trump reacts to Putin’s invasion of Ukraine exactly as you’d expect
Trump was interviewed yesterday on the right-wing “Clay Travis and Buck Sexton” radio show.
This is how Trump replied when the show’s hosts asked him about President Biden’s response to Putin’s sending military forces into Ukraine:
“I went in yesterday and there was a television screen, and I said, ‘This is genius,’ ” Trump continued. “Putin declares a big portion of the Ukraine - of Ukraine. Putin declares it as independent. Oh, that’s wonderful. So, Putin is now saying, ‘It’s independent,’ a large section of Ukraine. I said, ‘How smart is that?’ And he’s gonna go in and be a peacekeeper. That’s strongest peace force … We could use that on our southern border.”
He continued to praise Putin a bit later.
“Here’s a guy that says, you know, ‘I’m gonna declare a big portion of Ukraine independent’ - he used the word ‘independent’ - ‘and we’re gonna go out and we’re gonna go in and we’re gonna help keep peace,’ ” Trump said. “You gotta say that’s pretty savvy. And you know what the response was from Biden? There was no response.” ...
Trump really does think like a gangster. 😕
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Sideface: Trump really does think like a gangster. 😕
Trump can 'think'? 😜
'Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.' Voltaire
'A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government President.' Edward Abbey
geekIT: Trump can 'think'? 😜
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BREAKING THE CODE
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Time's up! Thank you to all contributors.
And the winner is ... geekIT for "Thank Dog I'm an atheist"
(neb's more ecclesiastical suggestion was too long to fit in the speech bubble)
Your prize is available in 6 tasteful colours (all Out Of Stock):
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Theng kew! (dimples)
Actually, if the Big Man In The Sky (bows to Ricky Gervais portrait) would permanently assign Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin, Ron de Santis, Jair Bolsonaro and Alexander Lukashenko to another dimension, I might have to reconsider my '-IST' status. 😎
'Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.' Voltaire
'A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government President.' Edward Abbey
Trump 'type'.
'Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.' Voltaire
'A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government President.' Edward Abbey
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