That is kismet.

Fools hurry,

the clever wait,

the wise enter into the garden-gate.

This also applies to blindly ordering Tesla products and I have no sympathy for the complaining afterwards.

kingdragonfly: 10 Things I HATE About The Tesla Cybertruck

Ugh, video presentations are so slow. A bullet list would save everyone 7 minutes.

Everyone has to be a video star these days. Or they are meant for those with Trump-level reading abilities.

He didn't even mention that stupid steering wheel! 

elpenguino: Ugh, video presentations are so slow. A bullet list would save everyone 7 minutes.

https://edition.cnn.com/2024/02/23/tech/twitter-x-rebrand-cec/index.html

An analyst takes a look at why the Twitter rebrand to "X" isn't catching on and why most people still call it Twitter (something I'm guilty of too).

quickymart:

An analyst takes a look at why the Twitter rebrand to "X" isn't catching on and why most people still call it Twitter (something I'm guilty of too).

Eco-Extremists Claim To Have Started Fire At Tesla’s Berlin Gigafactory

An anti-capitalist extreme environmental group set fire to a power line that supplied power to a Gigafactory (as well as 3000 homes in Berlin). 

An excerpt from their manifesto:

We sabotaged Tesla today. Because Tesla in Grünau eats up earth, resources, people, labor and spits out 6,000 SUVs, killing machines and monster trucks per week. Our gift for March 8th is to shut down Tesla.
Because the complete destruction of the Gigafactory and with it the sawing off of “technofascists” like Elon Musk are a step on the path to liberation from patriarchy.

So, like... take that, patriarchy! 

The article goes on to share more of their manifesto, including that "we started the fire big and high with lots of car tires to weaken the steel structure and cause the mast to become unstable."

So, like... take that, environment! I mean, uh... take that, Elon, you technofascist!

I take high doses of dihydrogen monoxide and hydrogen hydroxide every day, which my doctor prescribed and without which I could no longer do my job. If I stop taking it, I die. Who will do an interview with me now?

Tinkerisk:

 

I take high doses of dihydrogen monoxide and hydrogen hydroxide every day, which my doctor prescribed and without which I could no longer do my job. If I stop taking it, I die. Who will do an interview with me now?

 

gzt: Musk reveals Ketamine use to treat depression in interview with Don Lemon. Says it is prescribed by an actual doctor and is good for Tesla.

@Rikkitic: I think you're trying to make fun of me, aren't you? This is a very serious matter!