Over the weekend I had a rep from the TOP come to the front door ... just a young chap resembling Harry Potter.

With a wry smile I said, "Oh the cat cull people"!  

Well, the response was far from humorous (as intended), and the chap starting recriminating me as if I'd brought on a plague of locusts and slain every first-born single handed 

Oh dear, not a good way to garner votes.