I had to phone Kiwibank today as after 3 months they still haven't dealt with the issue of someone taking money from my account without my permission.
Phoned their 0800 number - got the robot prompt. Put in my login number and password.
>"In a few words tell me what you want"
<Dispute a withdrawal -
> I don't understand - what do you want to do?
< Credit card issue
> I don't understand - what do you want to do?
< Talk to a person
<click - hangs up on me>
Phone again.
>"In a few words tell me what you want"
< disputes team
> I don't understand - what do you want to do?
< Hold up kiwi bank at the end of a shotgun.
Puts me through to someone to deal with my issue.
I'm not sure what the lesson is here - but I am sure there is one.
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