Ok, so someone broke into our secure apartment block in the wee small hours and removed my 65" 55kg Panasonic plasma from our basement storage area.
Ok, they were understandably in a hurry, so I'm picking they didn't notice the cracked screen and bent chassis (courtesy Kaikoura earthquake).
I would have loved to have seen the look on their faces when they eventually got it into its new home and turned the power on. Dead as.
Thanks for clearing my rubbish.