Here's a little suggestion for you Spark....

Please don't send people to my door trying to sell me a fibre connection.

Why? Well the small fact that there's currently no fibre in my street and nothing planned till mid next year!!!

Her reaction when I pointed that out however was priceless... "Oh you are the third person to tell me that". Hmmm think that maybe you're trying to sell your product in the wrong area?? Oh and the blank look I got when I mentioned I was on VDSL suggests there hasn't been much product training. 

But hey her flash iPad looked nice. :-)