Hello, I'm trying to connect with Spark for a naked UFB connection. This post is my personal experience and should be taken as constructive criticism. Having done my homework - I don't see any reason, compelling or otherwise to join Spark over Vodafone.
Issues:
-Spark has a wait time to call sales is between 1:10-1:40 hrs (according to system), for a new client!? Vodafone took me 10 minutes.
-Spark does not do price matching.
-Spark suggested an even CHEAPER deal at their sister company Skinny, the only problem is - it's even more expensive then what they were offering.
-The representative's grasp of math is quite shocking, I'm sure this isn't exclusive to Spark. Unfortunately so many of these ISP's tweak their figures instead of just giving you an average monthly amount - which is what I calculated.
The facts:
-Vodafone has the best first year pricing of any NZ ISP for the previously stated requirements.
-Spark: ($95 * 12 - $300) / 12 = $70 monthly, 1 year contract. (sum includes $300 cashback)
-Skinny: $73 monthly. (They don't play with the figures when on contract, 1 year contract)
-Vodafone contract 1: ($89.99 * (12 - 3)) / 12 = $67.42 monthly, 1 year contract. (sum includes first 3 months free)
-Vodafone contract 2: ($79.99 * (12 - 3)) / 12 = $59.99 monthly for first year, $70 monthly the following if you call up, 2 year contract. (sum includes first 3 months free)
-The first 3 months free is equivalent to the first 6 months half price.
-$300 cashback is a -$25 reduction in monthly fees.
Here are my questions:
-Why does Spark require a new customer to wait 1:10-1:40 hrs for a new connection, when talking by phone?
-How come the link for "message a representative" sends me to the FAQ on their website, when I'm trying to talk to sales. It doesn't initiate any form of contact.
-Why are the staff incapable of price matching, except for when they knock at your door?
-Why are the staff left in the dark on how much their offers cost on a monthly basis. It's quite difficult for them to talk regarding their costs when their companies figure is obfuscated by 'cash-backs', 'free months', 'half priced months'.
Thank you,
Spark is not projecting the image they're capable of meeting.