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Topic # 57904 28-Feb-2010 17:42

Well the XT network has become a bit of a joke lately, how about we make light of the situation?

Ill start off with a very tasteful example...



Q. What’s the difference between a prostitute and the Telecom  XT Network?
A. The XT Network goes down on you quicker...

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  Reply # 303043 28-Feb-2010 17:43
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Stuve: Well the XT network has become a bit of a joke lately, how about we make light of the situation?

Ill start off with a very tasteful example...



Q. What’s the difference between a prostitute and the Telecom  XT Network?
A. The XT Network goes down on you quicker...



and it would seem that it does that 6 times faster... http://www.geekzone.co.nz/forums.asp?forumid=39&topicid=57903




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  Reply # 303048 28-Feb-2010 17:49
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I hear Steven Speilberg is making a new movie called XT and it is about an alien who can't communicate with anyone.





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  Reply # 303051 28-Feb-2010 17:50
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Just saw this on Facebook:

Newsflash: Tsunami covers more of NZ than the XT network.

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  Reply # 303060 28-Feb-2010 18:09
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Photo link to the above joke as a banner at the cricket via @DanNews. http://bit.ly/bLwwD8





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