NZ Tourism '100% Pure' Suggest a better slogan.

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#235929 10-May-2018 09:54

Just heard Kelvin Davis trying to explain that the tourism slogan '100% Pure' is evolving to mean something broader. It's a nonsense.

I see tourists at the Christchurch Botanical gardens using big and expensive cameras to take photos of natural beauty. I think a slogan that highlights the beauty of NZ would be the way to go. These tourists have made the effort to bring big cameras on holiday rather than just using their Iphone X or Samsung S9.

It is the beauty of NZ that has made them bring the cameras.

So my effort is: 'Beautiful New Zealand' This would go well with photos on posters, magazines, & all sorts of promotional videos. Not a perfect slogan but a heck of a lot more honest.

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#2013136 10-May-2018 10:02

"New Zealand...Why the f$&* wouldn't you come here?"

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#2013178 10-May-2018 10:30

No slogan at all, I'd personally prefer a lot less tourists. We're losing a lot of what we have/had at a great rate of knots.

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#2013183 10-May-2018 10:34

Flight of the conchord posters...

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#2013214 10-May-2018 10:43

NZ: Don't come here if you want to sleep in van, leave rubbish everywhere, obstruct the flow of traffic and on the side of the road.

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#2013235 10-May-2018 11:03

"100% there for the taking."

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#2013252 10-May-2018 11:39

"About 83% Pure"?

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#2013286 10-May-2018 12:11

Wording for signs near major rivers. 'This river is 100 % certified to be less polluted than some in Indonesia.'

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#2013339 10-May-2018 12:35

Most things are beautiful in someone eyes.
something along the lines of

"Don't F off the locals cause you'll get your keys taken"
"leave your van locked!"

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#2013365 10-May-2018 13:26

New Zealand we drive on the left please keep it that way!

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#2013389 10-May-2018 13:37

"NZ, our rivers and lakes are full of sh*t, just like our politicians"? ;D

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#2013391 10-May-2018 13:39

"Come see for yourself"

Here is a crazy notion, lets give peace a chance.

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#2013392 10-May-2018 13:39

amiga500:

I see tourists at the Christchurch Botanical gardens using big and expensive cameras to take photos of natural beauty.

Ummm... by definition, things in Botanical Gardens are cultivated, and therefore *not* natural beauty.

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#2013396 10-May-2018 13:41

sidefx:

"NZ, our rivers and lakes are full of sh*t, just like our politicians"? ;D

Bahahahahaha

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#2013400 10-May-2018 13:47

clevedon:

No slogan at all, I'd personally prefer a lot less tourists. We're losing a lot of what we have/had at a great rate of knots.

Although I don't think it is just tourists that are the problem. I think the number of people we are letting in is also a major problem. Not only has it made houses too expensive for those kiwis already living here, but it has meant urban sprawl. I get that some companies are calling out for workers, especially low paid ones. But that sort of thing is cyclical. When the recession hits, we are likely go to end up with a heap of people unemployed, so IMO it is false economy to be letting in so many people. All it is doing is making some people a heck of a lot of money, largely from housing.

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#2013404 10-May-2018 13:54

NZ: Where the billionaires go to escape Armageddon.

Plesse igmore amd axxept applogies in adbance fir anu typos

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