elpenguino:
I've never dabbled with second hand euro cars but I've had old euro motorbikes and they certainly have their foibles.
I had to laugh when I saw someone's sig, mebbe on reddit, along the lines of 'owning a second hand euro car keeps you one breakdown away from bankruptcy'.
I knew a guy who had an obsession with Alfa Romeo's.
He would joke about making sure that you always made sure they included the bag, if you bought a second-hand Alfa.
When asked "What bag?", he'd reply - "The one you use to collect the bits that fall off as you drive".