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#1548842 9-May-2016 18:36

fizzychicken:Also, I don't actually know who polly gillespie is, but her face is on the herald nearly everyday and from the article titles I can only assume she has had just about everything possibly bad happen to her at some point in her life....that may be so...but if your neck isn't broken why is your head like that? ....this is a total petty stupid rant of mine but 'the angles' still belongs on myspace only.

She is an annoying shouty DJ on one of NZME's radio stations. I assume that they keep her front and centre of The Herald to try and cross-sell to their potential radio audience.

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#1548857 9-May-2016 19:19

You have to be friken kidding me.

"Live: The Bachelor NZ 2016 Final"

I would rather poke my eyes out with rusty needles.

Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding : Ice cream man , Ice cream man

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#1548858 9-May-2016 19:20

Mspec:

You have to be friken kidding me.

"Live: The Bachelor NZ 2016 Final"

I would rather poke my eyes out with rusty needles.

I would rather cut all my toes off with rusty bolt cutters.

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#1548915 9-May-2016 21:37

Mspec:

You have to be friken kidding me.

"Live: The Bachelor NZ 2016 Final"

I would rather poke my eyes out with rusty needles.

This is the woman who he will be spending the rest of his life with! Don't you care about Jordan's happiness?

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#1548916 9-May-2016 21:37

DarthKermit:

fizzychicken:

'Why you'll feel ashamed to be a kiwi'

I'm ashamed that we have such stupid journalists in the media nowadays. I do realise this isn't limited to NZ. Visit a whole bunch of so-called news sites and you get gossipy click bait headlines the like of which Stuff and Herald choose to wallow in.

Even the BBC has had to admit it and been told to reduce the amount of light news and magazine style junk on their site!

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#1548917 9-May-2016 21:39

alasta:

Mspec:

You have to be friken kidding me.

"Live: The Bachelor NZ 2016 Final"

I would rather poke my eyes out with rusty needles.

This is the woman who he will be spending the rest of his life with! Don't you care about Jordan's happiness?

How can I put this clearly? Let me see.... NO!

I would like to see if he and all the contestants and the crew and the idiot who thought up the show can run faster than a pride of hungry lions in the arena....

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#1548926 9-May-2016 22:04

Is that with or without their toes?

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#1548929 9-May-2016 22:09

"Hero cat: Suspected Grey Lynn peeping tom caught"

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11636203

"And tomorrow we have an exclusive interview with Skinny the cat and ask him if he'll accept a knighthood from the Queen"

"Skinny the cat confirms he's in negotiations with producers to star in a cat version of The Bachelor"

"Skinny the cat denies that he's fathered a whole bunch of illegitimate kittens. But will DNA tests prove otherwise?"

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#1549007 10-May-2016 08:35

alasta:

fizzychicken:Also, I don't actually know who polly gillespie is, but her face is on the herald nearly everyday and from the article titles I can only assume she has had just about everything possibly bad happen to her at some point in her life....that may be so...but if your neck isn't broken why is your head like that? ....this is a total petty stupid rant of mine but 'the angles' still belongs on myspace only.

She is an annoying shouty DJ on one of NZME's radio stations. I assume that they keep her front and centre of The Herald to try and cross-sell to their potential radio audience.

I didn't know she was on the radio - sure fine, spin a few discs, but she shouldn't be given a newspaper column to spout her nonsense. She has no life experience and yet spouts her beliefs as self-evident facts. Twit.

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#1549021 10-May-2016 09:05

jmh:

alasta:

fizzychicken:Also, I don't actually know who polly gillespie is, but her face is on the herald nearly everyday and from the article titles I can only assume she has had just about everything possibly bad happen to her at some point in her life....that may be so...but if your neck isn't broken why is your head like that? ....this is a total petty stupid rant of mine but 'the angles' still belongs on myspace only.

She is an annoying shouty DJ on one of NZME's radio stations. I assume that they keep her front and centre of The Herald to try and cross-sell to their potential radio audience.

I didn't know she was on the radio - sure fine, spin a few discs, but she shouldn't be given a newspaper column to spout her nonsense. She has no life experience and yet spouts her beliefs as self-evident facts. Twit.

I think that applies to 90% of Radio voices

Here is a crazy notion, lets give peace a chance.

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#1549032 10-May-2016 09:34

jmh:

alasta:

fizzychicken:Also, I don't actually know who polly gillespie is, but her face is on the herald nearly everyday and from the article titles I can only assume she has had just about everything possibly bad happen to her at some point in her life....that may be so...but if your neck isn't broken why is your head like that? ....this is a total petty stupid rant of mine but 'the angles' still belongs on myspace only.

She is an annoying shouty DJ on one of NZME's radio stations. I assume that they keep her front and centre of The Herald to try and cross-sell to their potential radio audience.

I didn't know she was on the radio - sure fine, spin a few discs, but she shouldn't be given a newspaper column to spout her nonsense. She has no life experience and yet spouts her beliefs as self-evident facts. Twit.

You should have seen her column on pitbulls and dogs in general. It enraged me. How someone is allowed to spout so much ignorance in the public domain in one go amazes me.

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#1549064 10-May-2016 10:15

Are her lips real ??

Look like some plastic surgery disaster...

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#1549091 10-May-2016 10:35

DravidDavid:

How someone is allowed to spout so much ignorance in the public domain in one go amazes me.

It's the age of the blog. Anyone can spout however much ignorance they want. All that is required for fame is sufficient desire to be famous. (I'm sure we're all thinking the K word now).