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  #453747 31-Mar-2011 11:01
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I assume thats the same guy that missed the target and hit a car on the road causing a crash?



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  #471431 20-May-2011 09:03
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The Zombie Apocalypse is no joke folks! The CDC has just posted a blog about it.




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  #471453 20-May-2011 09:41
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There is also a Zombie Fungus that has been discovered: http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=fungus-makes-zombie-ants

And people laugh when I mention Zombies.  Better safe than sorry!



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  #471464 20-May-2011 10:17
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I've been prepping for this for years....

Survival is imminent.

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  #471609 20-May-2011 15:14
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So with the Apocalypse happening tomorrow and New Zealand being first to go (allegedly) ... got your plans ready for the dead erupting from their graves ?  ;-)
 

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  #471612 20-May-2011 15:17
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I have just cleaned my swords.... Will spend tonight practising my ninja poses

 
 
 
 

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  #471627 20-May-2011 15:36
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Yes a good Ninja Pose is essential, very effective against zombies I hear ....

But you best check your eligibility for Rapture, you never know you might not even have to fight off the undead at all:

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/39/2011/05/will-you-be-raptured-flowchart1_01.jpg

 

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  #471628 20-May-2011 15:39
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It's not for the zombies... It's to impress all the women so they will want to mate with me afterwards to ensure the survival of the human race.
Gotta think ahead!!

Flow chart says I better be good at chopping zombies!

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  #471659 20-May-2011 16:44
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TheUngeek: It's not for the zombies... It's to impress all the women so they will want to mate with me afterwards to ensure the survival of the human race.



Somehow I don't think the human race would ever be the same after this process...

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  #471662 20-May-2011 17:01
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cgrew:
TheUngeek: It's not for the zombies... It's to impress all the women so they will want to mate with me afterwards to ensure the survival of the human race.



Somehow I don't think the human race would ever be the same after this process...


Well, if he is able to hold his own and keep the zombies away, he will attract people who are looking for protection which will impress/attract women :)

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  #471668 20-May-2011 17:19
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Of course, I would feel protected against zombies if I was with someone with ninja swords and fancy poses as well ;)

 
 
 

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  #471907 21-May-2011 14:46
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We might need to move to US or Canada, so we can stock up on Tactical Sammiches: http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/e8f0/





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  #472321 22-May-2011 13:50
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Nah, Apricot OSM's for me.
I work in a kitchen, so I have quick access to an abundance of knives...
Knife = baby sword.

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  #531544 10-Oct-2011 15:04
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We're saved! Thanks FedEx :)






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  #532850 13-Oct-2011 13:52
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This hardware chain in the US now has a specialist Zombie survival area in the store, as well as some tips on their website (look under specialties) for surviving the coming Zombie apocalypse!

http://www.westlakehardware.com/

Now if Bunnings or Mitre 10 did this in their stores they would get my business!

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