Geekzone: technology news, blogs, forums
Guest
Welcome Guest.
You haven't logged in yet. If you don't have an account you can register now.
Forums › Off topic › Zombie survival strategy?


393 posts

Ultimate Geek
+1 received by user: 8


Topic # 58910 23-Mar-2010 11:25
Send private message

help me with a common argument i have with the missus(well.. its more of a humorous discussion)

my idea of the ultimate zombie survival strategy is the same as my general "world gone mad" scenario
  
i would love to have a shipping container buried under my house stocked with food and water ... maybe a porta pottie and hooked into the mains so that in the event that Zombies or annoying relatives invade i can sit down there, surf whats left of the web eat some pizza and wait for it all to blow over


she sees that as just stuffing myself into a unescapable box ready for brain comsumption
    Her idea is to run for the hills and just keep moving, living off god knows what and possibly throwing the odd child to the critters to make them avoid us



in this Deadly serious situation
whats your opinion?
what would you do




this is where a signature goes

View this topic in a long page with up to 500 replies per page Create new topic
 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | ... | 16

xpd

The Overrated Raccoons
8747 posts

Uber Geek
+1 received by user: 1275

Mod Emeritus
Trusted
Lifetime subscriber

  Reply # 310131 23-Mar-2010 11:26
Send private message

Id plant lots of sunflowers and let them deal with the problem. Hey, it works for Plants Vs Zombies :D




XPD / Gavin / DemiseNZ

 

For Free Games, Geekiness and Reviews, visit :

 

Home Of The Overrated Raccoons

 

Battlenet : XPD#11535    Origin/Steam/Epic/Uplay : xpdnz

 

Sea of Thieves Down Under



393 posts

Ultimate Geek
+1 received by user: 8


  Reply # 310133 23-Mar-2010 11:26
Send private message

damn i misspelled survival




this is where a signature goes

216 posts

Master Geek
+1 received by user: 2

Trusted

  Reply # 310134 23-Mar-2010 11:27
Send private message

I reckon you'd be better off with a Truck with a shipping container / self contained unit.




Mobile devices and more



393 posts

Ultimate Geek
+1 received by user: 8


  Reply # 310137 23-Mar-2010 11:29
Send private message

yeah the truck would be cool and mobile, but the great joy of the hole under the house defense is that its always close to hand and no one would know it was there!

a truck in the back garden would kind of stick out




this is where a signature goes

BDFL - Memuneh
60334 posts

Uber Geek
+1 received by user: 11361

Administrator
Trusted
Geekzone
Lifetime subscriber

  Reply # 310139 23-Mar-2010 11:34
Send private message

Under the house? You would be a prisoner there and sooner or later run out of food and other necessities.

Instructions here: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1156398/




Geekzone broadband switch | Amazon (Geekzone aff) | MightyApe (Geekzone aff) | Backblaze cloud backup (personal and business) | My technology disclosure  

 

You can support content creators (and Geekzone) by using the Brave browser.

216 posts

Master Geek
+1 received by user: 2

Trusted

  Reply # 310145 23-Mar-2010 11:43
Send private message

freitasm: Under the house? You would be a prisoner there and sooner or later run out of food and other necessities.

Instructions here: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1156398/



ahaha that movie was great... not particularly thought provoking but good nonetheless...


..."rule no # Cardio, cardio cardio...."




Mobile devices and more

Professional yak shaver
1599 posts

Uber Geek
+1 received by user: 8

Trusted
BitSignal
Subscriber

  Reply # 310149 23-Mar-2010 11:50
Send private message

After seeing Zombieland, I'd say stick to the rules.

And probably a 4x4.




"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads." - Doc Emmet Brown

913 posts

Ultimate Geek
+1 received by user: 222

Subscriber

  Reply # 310150 23-Mar-2010 11:52
Send private message

I think the best place to be would be a prison. Nice big strong fences, multiple layers of defence, lookout towers to take out the oncoming hordes, lots of outdoor areas to grow crops and try to be self sufficient.

I've been reading too much of "The Walking Dead"....

BDFL - Memuneh
60334 posts

Uber Geek
+1 received by user: 11361

Administrator
Trusted
Geekzone
Lifetime subscriber

  Reply # 310152 23-Mar-2010 11:53
Send private message

Also, it's obvious you should include training in your strategy - lots of zombie killing training.




Geekzone broadband switch | Amazon (Geekzone aff) | MightyApe (Geekzone aff) | Backblaze cloud backup (personal and business) | My technology disclosure  

 

You can support content creators (and Geekzone) by using the Brave browser.

3838 posts

Uber Geek
+1 received by user: 468

Trusted

  Reply # 310153 23-Mar-2010 11:54
Send private message

Didn't Will Smiths character try this idea in "I am Legend".  While problably not strictly Zombies, the principal was the same.....and (SPOILER ALERT BELOW)


























- he ended up dying in there...




Previously known as psycik

NextPVR/OpenHAB: Gigabyte AMD A8 Brix --> Samsung LA46A650D via HDMI, NextPVR,OpenHAB with Aeotech ZWave Controller
Media:Chromecast v2, ATV4, Roku3, Raspberry PI temperature Sensors and Bluetooth LE Sensors,HDHomeRun Dual
Windows 2012 Host (Plex Server/Crashplan): 2x2TB, 2x3TB, 1x4TB using DriveBender, Samsung 850 evo 512 GB SSD, Hyper-V Server with 1xW10, 1xW2k8, 2xUbuntu 16.04 LTS, Crashplan, NextPVR channel for Plex,NextPVR Metadata Agent and Scanner for Plex

216 posts

Master Geek
+1 received by user: 2

Trusted

  Reply # 310154 23-Mar-2010 11:54
Send private message

an APC or a  Killdozer would be sweet.




Mobile devices and more

Professional yak shaver
1599 posts

Uber Geek
+1 received by user: 8

Trusted
BitSignal
Subscriber

  Reply # 310155 23-Mar-2010 11:56
Send private message

inane: an APC or a  Killdozer would be sweet.

As history has shown us, the Killdozer has its flaws. You need to be nuts to build and drive one. 




"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads." - Doc Emmet Brown

216 posts

Master Geek
+1 received by user: 2

Trusted

  Reply # 310156 23-Mar-2010 11:56
Send private message

davidcole: Didn't Will Smiths character try this idea in "I am Legend".  While problably not strictly Zombies, the principal was the same.....and (SPOILER ALERT BELOW)

























<edit>depends on the extended ending or not...</edit>


that was his lab though, not a fortified bunker... i know its a little pedantic but...




Mobile devices and more

913 posts

Ultimate Geek
+1 received by user: 222

Subscriber

  Reply # 310158 23-Mar-2010 12:04
Send private message

The other thing you need to worry about apart from the zombies are other survivors, will they want to join you and help defend against the zombies or try to take your supplies and weapons to save themselves?

This book might be of interest to you.

xpd

The Overrated Raccoons
8747 posts

Uber Geek
+1 received by user: 1275

Mod Emeritus
Trusted
Lifetime subscriber

  Reply # 310159 23-Mar-2010 12:08
Send private message

A container ship with containers full of food. Anchor off shore.




XPD / Gavin / DemiseNZ

 

For Free Games, Geekiness and Reviews, visit :

 

Home Of The Overrated Raccoons

 

Battlenet : XPD#11535    Origin/Steam/Epic/Uplay : xpdnz

 

Sea of Thieves Down Under

 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | ... | 16
View this topic in a long page with up to 500 replies per page Create new topic

Twitter »

Follow us to receive Twitter updates when new discussions are posted in our forums:



Follow us to receive Twitter updates when news items and blogs are posted in our frontpage:



Follow us to receive Twitter updates when tech item prices are listed in our price comparison site:





News »

IBM leads Call for Code to use cloud, data, AI, blockchain for natural disaster relief
Posted 25-May-2018 14:12

New FUJIFILM X-T100 aims to do better job than smartphones
Posted 24-May-2018 20:17

Stuff takes 100% ownership of Stuff Fibre
Posted 24-May-2018 19:41

Exhibition to showcase digital artwork from across the globe
Posted 23-May-2018 16:44

Auckland tops list of most vulnerable cities in a zombie apocalypse
Posted 23-May-2018 12:52

ASB first bank in New Zealand to step out with Garmin Pay
Posted 23-May-2018 00:10

Umbrellar becomes Microsoft Cloud Solution Provider
Posted 22-May-2018 15:43

Three New Zealand projects shortlisted in IDC Asia Pacific Smart Cities Awards
Posted 22-May-2018 15:14

UpStarters - the New Zealand tech and innovation story
Posted 21-May-2018 09:55

Lightbox updates platform with new streaming options
Posted 17-May-2018 13:09

Norton Core router launches with high-performance, IoT security in New Zealand
Posted 16-May-2018 02:00

D-Link ANZ launches new 4G LTE Dual SIM M2M VPN Router
Posted 15-May-2018 19:30

New Panasonic LUMIX FT7 ideal for outdoor: waterproof, dustproof
Posted 15-May-2018 19:17

Ryanair Goes All-In on AWS
Posted 15-May-2018 19:14

Te Papa and EQC Minecraft Mod shakes up earthquake education
Posted 15-May-2018 19:12


Geekzone Live »

Try automatic live updates from Geekzone directly in your browser, without refreshing the page, with Geekzone Live now.


Updates »

Are you subscribed to our RSS feed? You can download the latest headlines and summaries from our stories directly to your computer or smartphone by using a feed reader.

Alternatively, you can receive a daily email with Geekzone updates.